Name: Bradley Thomas
Position: Columnist/Reviewer/Misc. shit
Album of the Week: Divinity - The Singularity
Weekly Song Obsession: Skid Rock - A Wilhelm Scream and You Suck - Strapping Young Lad
Movie You HAVE to see or saw this week: I saw “Harry Brown” and that shit was pretty fuckin awesome. Michael Caine is one of the BEST actors of all time.
Most random text message: Some random dude accidentally texting me weird videos of roast-beef-looking vaginas talking to me and messages saying “tell your girlfriend to stop talking to me!” with more pictures of roast beef vagines. His “signature” on each text was “Luv 2 B Hated!” I imagine him being quite the weirdo.
Most embarrassing moment of the week: Ummm idk. Leaving my new cell phone in the bathroom next to the pharmacy I intern at. Fortunately some nice old guy found it and turned it in, otherwise I woulda been fucked outta a brand new amazing phone.
Geek Indulgence: I wouldn’t exactly call it a “geek” indulgence, but I am fucking OBSESSED with Sons of Anarchy. That season finale was the most intense bit of television all season. Shit, maybe of the past TWO seasons. Dexter and Breaking Bad are both gonna have to step up their games to match the quality of SOA now (and that’s sayin somethin, cuz both those shows are awesome, high quality bits of entertainment).
Funniest follower tweet: No idea, I haven’t tweeted much this week.
Favorite Staff Moment: Pretty much any convo with Kat. It’s awesome being close friends with someone you also work with.
Did you go Black Friday shopping?: Fuck no. I wait for the after-whack-friday sales. Sure they aren’t as good, but my anxiety can’t handle those crowds, even WITH my xanax prescription, nor do I have the patience to deal with that many fucking retards.
When and how did you find out Santa wasn’t real?: I’ve always known he wasn’t real as my parents were pretty strict Christians so I was raised as such growing up (they’ve both become a lot more….liberal, over the years, thank God).
What Christmas gift ever made you go “what the fuck?”: Nothing in recent memory. My family is poor so we don’t waste money on “what the fuck”-type presents.
Holidays yay or nay?: Fuck yea holidays! All those whiney little babies who hate on holidays cuz they don’t have good family lives, or because they’re ultra liberal and hate what the holidays “stand for,” or they just want an excuse to hate on something, can all suck it.
Thanksgiving vs. Christmas: Christmas. As much as both holidays are about family to me, Christmas is even more-so, and always seems to bring my fucked up family a bit closer every year.
Darts and Laurels:
Dart to whoever thought of this goofy ass idea (Editor’s Note: It was mine asshole haha.)
Laurel to whoever created the bartender application. So many awesome drink recipes I know how to make now! Thx br0!
