Name: Bradley Thomas
Position: The Critic
Album of the Week: Converge - Axe to Fall (album of the year, more like it!)
Song Obsession: “Dismantle the Dictator” - Revocation. Best metal band in years, and the jazzy lead-into-bluesy-solo part is straight up reminiscent of Dimebag Darrell. Gets me air guitaring every time!
Movie You HAVE to see or saw: Zombieland. Best horror movie of the year, and possibly best comedy of the year. I really wanna see Law-Abiding Citizen as well. Gerard Butler is a boss.
Favorite article of clothing: My new BDM shirt I suppose
Most random text message this week: “Lemme see that dick!” - my boy Luis, shortly after bragging about how hot his new gf is
Most embarrassing moment this week: Tripping over some uneven pavement at school and almost eatin shit. Me=poor balance
Geek Indulgence: Finished re-watching all the seasons so far of Lost
Funniest follower tweet:
@RyanLikesGarlic: I wish I was bigger, hairier, and balding so I could be Billy Mays for Halloween. What up @strongerthanall
Favorite Staff Moment: Talking about “fuck puppets” with Lauren and ghost stories with Kat
Comments: Insert cool/interesting/witty sentence that I’m too tired to think of here
Wasn’t he involved in some sort of a bizarre shooting incident?